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sitting on the pot
my shorts around my ankles
hammock for ferrets
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dressing the ferrets
too bad my shirt isn't red
bleeding everywhere
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when you have ferrets
never leave your drink alone
..expect tsunamis
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nine buck ferret toy
hundred dollar camera
plastic bag: priceless!
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where the heck are they?
a frantic search of the house!
...sleeping in their cage
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cleaning the cages
bending over to feed them
simple ferret bridge
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no socks in the drawer
but gathered under the bed
by sleeping ferrets
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dogs should come equipped
with special anti-lock brakes
for linoleum
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explain the concept
of anthropomorphism
to the talking cat
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one ferret plus one
plus impulse equals seven
ferret math explained!
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the picture of grace
cat slips from the windowsill
humiliated...
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when we encounter
a slight gastric disturbance
why do we blame dogs?
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